Graceful Single Mom Moment

A cute, funny guy started chatting with me at the Costco cafe. He was friendly.  SO of course I assumed he must be a psycho. It occurred to me that he could just be chatting with me because he is a maniac that hangs out in public places pretending to buy ice cream for his kids that don't exist because he is really looking to kidnap my adorable, blue eyed baby girl. So I casually reached over to pick up Isabella so she wouldn't be standing so close to him. She didn't want to be picked up so she arched her back and then let her body weight go completely limp. And then...I dropped her.
So that pretty much cleared up any confusion of who the nut is.
End of conversation.