I have been asked to amend my last blog post. It was brought to my attention that "Someone" does not wear skinny jeans. They are just jeans that fit. I have been been informed that they are actually Boot Cut jeans and there is even a tag that proves it. "Someone" thinks my supposed confusion over this matter means I do not actually know as much as I think I do. Right.
(Apparently, "Someone" forgot that the reason they even know what Boot Cut means is because I introduced Carpenter Style Jeans to them so that they would stop wearing Skinny Jeans. Just sayin'.)
*Names have been changed to make it perfectly obvious who Someone is. Also, other nicknames I usually use to refer to Someone would not pass rigorous censoring.
*A picture was refused. Probably because it would prove without a shadow of a doubt that I was correct in my initial assessment.